From The Depths of the 'A - An Orlando Magic Story

Eric Muyombo is my name. Some call me 'Muyombo the Magician', or 'Eric the Elite'. Why? Because of my ability to take a losing franchise to a championship in 2 or 3 years. I had done that with the UConn Huskies and a few minor teams in Europe. Little did I know, after my UConn contract expired, I would be assigned the greatest challenge of them all.
One winter's day in my home in Brooklyn, I got a knock on my door.
"Hello?"
"Mr Muyombo, so glad to meet you. May I come in?"
"Um, sure," I said very cautiously.
This man either was mad or had an offer I couldn't refuse up his sleeve.
"My name is Dick Amstar, and I'm the owner of the Orlando Magic."
Now THIS is interesting...
"As you certainly know, the loss of D12 has certainly hit the club hard." He frowned to himself for a moment.
"We need someone to take us to the top. This is where you come in. I want you to be the new GM of the Orlando Magic."
Wow, I certainly didn't expect that.
"Sure, I'll take it," I said, a little dizzy.
"Good to hear. Now, first of all, how do feel about our roster?"
He gave me a sheet of paper with our team list printed on it:
PG Jameer Nelson
PG Ishmael Smith
PG E'twaun Moore
SG Arron Afflalo
SG J.J. Redick
SF Moe Harkless
SF Hedo Turkoglu
PF Glen Davis
PF Josh McRoberts
PF Al Harrington
PF Andrew Nicholson
PF Gustavo Ayon
PF Kyle O'Quinn
C Nikola Vucevic
I had a long look over this list. Most of the players on that list, bar Vucevic, were expendable.
"Our highest aim for this season should be for 9th or 10th. There's no way that this list is playoff-standard. We'll need to rebuild."
"Okay..."
"The fact we're still over the cap with this list isn't good, either. Expiring contracts are the way to go."
"Fine, but don't be in rebuilding mode for too long, ok?"
"Sure thing, boss."
And with that he drove off in his snazzy Audi.
My first aim is to cut salary, and I do just that with this trade:
Cleveland trade:
SG Dion Waiters
C Tyler Zeller
2013 LAL 1st Round Pick
Orlando trade:
SG Arron Afflalo
SF Moe Harkless
2015 ORL 1st Round Pick
Winner: Both. The Magic get a very decent tool to rebuild around in #4 pick Waiters while cutting salary, while the Cavs get a decent scorer to pair alongside Irving, as well as a potentially high pick.
I like this trade a lot. Waiters should excel in the coming years, while I like the prospect of Zeller coming off the bench.
We're predicted to sit last in the East. No surprise there. What is surprising is the Sixers are 2nd in the East ahead of New York and Boston, while the Jazz are 2nd in the West ahead of Minnesota, OKC and the Clippers.
Time to get smashed.
One winter's day in my home in Brooklyn, I got a knock on my door.
"Hello?"
"Mr Muyombo, so glad to meet you. May I come in?"
"Um, sure," I said very cautiously.
This man either was mad or had an offer I couldn't refuse up his sleeve.
"My name is Dick Amstar, and I'm the owner of the Orlando Magic."
Now THIS is interesting...
"As you certainly know, the loss of D12 has certainly hit the club hard." He frowned to himself for a moment.
"We need someone to take us to the top. This is where you come in. I want you to be the new GM of the Orlando Magic."
Wow, I certainly didn't expect that.
"Sure, I'll take it," I said, a little dizzy.
"Good to hear. Now, first of all, how do feel about our roster?"
He gave me a sheet of paper with our team list printed on it:
PG Jameer Nelson
PG Ishmael Smith
PG E'twaun Moore
SG Arron Afflalo
SG J.J. Redick
SF Moe Harkless
SF Hedo Turkoglu
PF Glen Davis
PF Josh McRoberts
PF Al Harrington
PF Andrew Nicholson
PF Gustavo Ayon
PF Kyle O'Quinn
C Nikola Vucevic
I had a long look over this list. Most of the players on that list, bar Vucevic, were expendable.
"Our highest aim for this season should be for 9th or 10th. There's no way that this list is playoff-standard. We'll need to rebuild."
"Okay..."
"The fact we're still over the cap with this list isn't good, either. Expiring contracts are the way to go."
"Fine, but don't be in rebuilding mode for too long, ok?"
"Sure thing, boss."
And with that he drove off in his snazzy Audi.
My first aim is to cut salary, and I do just that with this trade:
Cleveland trade:
SG Dion Waiters
C Tyler Zeller
2013 LAL 1st Round Pick
Orlando trade:
SG Arron Afflalo
SF Moe Harkless
2015 ORL 1st Round Pick
Winner: Both. The Magic get a very decent tool to rebuild around in #4 pick Waiters while cutting salary, while the Cavs get a decent scorer to pair alongside Irving, as well as a potentially high pick.
I like this trade a lot. Waiters should excel in the coming years, while I like the prospect of Zeller coming off the bench.
We're predicted to sit last in the East. No surprise there. What is surprising is the Sixers are 2nd in the East ahead of New York and Boston, while the Jazz are 2nd in the West ahead of Minnesota, OKC and the Clippers.
Time to get smashed.