** The events, people, and places related here are 100% entirely fictional.
Something a little different here to pursue a light dynasty as I await further patches before starting a more serious one. **
I was once a fan of Kentucky Wildcat basketball, but that was a long time ago. The last two weeks they have single-handedly wrecked the tournament, taking out my favorite story of the season(undefeated Wichita State), my favorite coach(Rick Pitino at Louisville) and my favorite team(Michigan) ... by a combined ten points. I've had enough. I will not sleep, I will not rest for an instant, until I have burned the program to the ground. Sadly, it will not be possible for me to get them demoted to DII or disbanded, so I'll have to settle for making them as bad as possible.
My 'championship' or ultimate goal will only be achieved by having Kentucky rank dead-last in either RPI or go winless for an entire season. To make this happen, the collectively insane board has deemed fit to give me a coach-for-life contract.
As for house rules, I cannot simply self-destruct the program: rather, I must participate in all major facets to some degree. We wouldn't the Competition Committee getting involved. That is not to say, however, that I will restrict myself much from being willfully and intentionally stupid.
Let the implosion begin!!