Wolverine Studios in a bold move has acquired EA

[Tim Plum]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

December 8, Troy, Mi-Wolverine Studios in an aggressive expansion has acquired the EA company. After extensive negotiations that lasted 9 months the deal was completed in the early hours of the morning. When asked the proud new owner an exhausted Gary Gorski said “These negotiations were difficult the pushing and prodding were tiring but now we can rejoice in adding a new name to the Wolverine Studios family”.
Vice President of Wolverine Studios Jamie Gorski sounded the most relieved after the marathon negotiations “I thought this day would never come. We are truly blessed and look forward to a long and healthy relationship EA will add much to our family.”
J.P. Gorski showed perhaps the most restraint when asked about the acquisition he said “Well we shall see what EA brings to the table especially in these early days it could mean many long days and sleepless nights. But let me say I too am thrilled”
EA could not be reached for comment as the marathon sessions proved too much and rest was ordered.

[sporkimata]

Dont do it....ea is cursed!! (oh a baby, not the evil megacorparation) Babies arent cursed they are blessings.

[jksander]

Could that be the most original "new baby" announcement ever? lol ...

[Paul]

congratulations on the new baby Gary! I am happy for ya bud!

[Gary Gorski]

lol - yes I'm happy to say that I'm a proud papa again. Elizabeth Ann Gorski was born last night. 20 inches and almost 9 pounds of a beautiful baby girl. Pictures of our "acquisition" will follow;) Thanks for all the well wishes and support.

[markprior22]

Congrats Gary

[Tim Moungey]

Congratulations, Gary!

[sporkimata]

congrats!! Its a wonderful time, I have a 2 year old daughter and a 6 month daughter, they will keep you very busy..

[Emiliano]

Congrats Gary!!!

[Randy Chase]

Congrats Gary and Jamie!