Point Guard leads British Open

[Zorro]

In a brilliant two rounds at The British Open Point Guard leads with a incredible 16 under. He has a 6 stroke lead going into the weekend.

[Zorro]

Point Guard shot a 1 over par 72 in the 3rd round. He leads going into the 4rd and final rd 15 under par. 2 players are 1 stroke back at 14 under. 7 players are within 5 shots of the lead. Point Guard if looking for his first Major win. Wolverine Studios is taking a day off to go and watch Point Guard try and do the impossible.

[PointGuard]

A one-stroke lead going into the final round of the British Open! My nerves are all ajangle, my blood pressure is near the bursting point, drenched in sweat I'm having to shower hourly. I know my caddie has my gear ready, but I'm so worried I'm going to have to ask my wife to kiss my balls for luck.

(My sincerest apologies to the late Johnny Carson for stealing his material.)

[Zorro]

Point Guard shot a 68 to win The British Open. He won his first Major with a very clutch performance in the 4th Round where he held off 2 players who lost by 1 shot. Gary Gorski who is the lead CEO at Wolverine Studios was seen in the audience with his 23 year old girl friend wearing a Point Guard tee shirt obviously rooting Mr Guard on.

[Big Dummie]

What course was this played on????

[Zorro]

What course was this played on????

Pacific Ocean Links.

[PointGuard]

Now I"m going to start working on a British accent.

[Zorro]

Now I"m going to start working on a British accent.

And listen to the Beatles hopefully.