by zike_42 » Sun Dec 15, 2013 12:37 am
I pick up the phone and call Mr Hewitt Wilkins, the owner of the Brooklyn Nets and say that I’ll take the job. He replied that he is busy and we will have a proper sit down meeting in a few days. He has owned the team for only three years and even though he would love a championship he is more interested in turning a profit. Don’t get me wrong, he’s no Grinch, it’s just that he is neither greedy nor stingy.
The team on the other hand has been terrible ever since I came into the league in 2012. In 19 years they have only made it to the second round twice and just scraped into the playoffs five other times. They’ve also only have two 50 win seasons with the last one being ten years ago. The disappointing thing about the team is that they aren’t bad enough to really bottom and get high draft picks with only two top five picks in the 19 years. I’ve got my work cut out for me.
As I wait for Mr Wilkins’ meeting I go over the roster as it is and there is good news and bad news.
PG Leroy Nolan, 6’4”, 155lbs, 4 years pro, 1 year $4,226,499 contract
Nolan is young, quick and has a fantastic floor game. He averaged 11.5 assists a game last season and the crowd loves him. He will be a free agent this off season and I’ll do as much as I can to get him back here.
SG Chris Canal, 6’3”, 207lbs, 6 years pro, 4 year $55,575,000 contract
A bonafide star in the league, Canal can do nearly anything. His contract is probably too much but he can score, defend and has had a 19 assist game in the pros so can pass it as well. I’ll put my feelers out at the draft to see if I can find anything for him but I won’t be disappointed if he is still on the team next season.
SG Paul Cunningham, 6’7”, 202lbs, 1 year pro, 4 year $6,373,713 contract
He’s only young but Cunningham looks to be a great addition to this squad. He can score but his main positive is that he is a tenacious defender so couple that with his big frame he is a keeper.
SG Phillip Rude, 6’6”, 189lbs, 5 years pro, 3 year $19,737,000 contract
A quality shooting guard in the league but he makes too much money for his output and with the combination of Canal and Cunningham he is the odd man out. I’ll try and trade him as soon as possible, hopefully coupling him with a toxic contract.
SF Lars Ray, 6’6”, 206lbs, 7 years pro, 3 year $47,407,500 contract
Our superstar of the team he can score with the best of them. His highest scoring output in a game is 69 points which just shows how good he can score. His defence is terrible and I’m going to see if I can trade him for someone who can. Expect a blockbuster deal at draft time.
SF Michael Kidd-Gilchrist, 6’7”, 233lbs, 19 years pro, 1 year $1,352,181 contract
He may have been a superstar in the league but right now he is just a training body. At 38 years old MKG is trade fodder and probably won’t make the team.
SF Shawn Latimer, 6’7”, 226lbs, 10 years pro, 1 year $3,000,000 contract
A real glue guy who doesn’t need minutes or plays run for him, he just does his thing and does it well. At $3 million he is earning too much so I’ll try and get some salary cap relief for him in a trade.
PF Pat Sola, 6’11”, 248lbs, 2 years pro, 1 year $727,455 contract
A young buck who can score and rebound but like most young bigs he can’t defend. A free agent this off season, he is a 50/50 chance of being back on the team next season.
PF Aleksandras Gelezinkelio, 6’9”, 231lbs, 7 years pro, 1 year $6,881, 197 contract
Another free agent in the off season, he is extremely average. He gives us some nice cap relief but the real reason why I he won’t be back is so I don’t have to spell his name all the time.
PF Donte Rock, 6’8”, 221lbs, 15 years pro, 3 year $19,737,000 contract
I can see why the last general manager was canned because this contract is horrible. One of the two really toxic contracts on the team, Rock is old, slow and useless on a team like this so to be owed nearly $20 million is preposterous.
PF Willis Owens, 6’9”, 247lbs, 10 years pro, 5 year $41,917,500 contract
This is the real toxic contract. When a seventh man is owed that much money I just shake my head in disbelief. I really don’t think I’ll be able to trade him so expect five years of Owens cruising. Sigh.
C Jason Harriman, 6’11”, 272lbs, 3 years pro, 2 year $6,871,370
Our rock in the middle. He can score (but hasn’t need to yet), rebound and more importantly he can defend and block shots. He is known to be a bit of a pain when the team isn’t winning but not as bad as everyone has written. I was coming into this team expecting a massive diva who doesn’t get along with anyone. Definitely a keeper.
C Akin Feaster, 6’9”, 292lbs, 2 years pro, 3 year $5,641,668 contract
A nice young big man and when I say big I mean BIG. 292lbs is massive and is currently our starting PF. I don’t like that as I see him as the first big off the bench as his defence is great but he can be streaky. Another keeper.
C Isiah Ryan, 6’9”, 263lbs, 2 years pro, 1 year $727,455 contract
Now this guy can defend. He can’t do much else but no-one can get around him. I think he is a free agent this off season so he might be back, depends on how I feel.
Head Coach Scott Skiles, 67 years old, 2 year $7,672,922 contract
He’s alright. The first thing I’m going to do as general manager of the Brooklyn Nets is to fire Skiles and hire someone better for less money. We also need a first assistant so the coaching will need a look over as well.
So all in all, it’s decent. The team has underperformed and needs someone to refine this talent into something that can beat the Dallas Mavericks which is no easy task. If we can get a championship I’ll go down as a legend here as the first general manager to do that, ever for Brooklyn. This is my chance to really get my name in the history books. It’s also weird to be back in New York after all these years. Hopefully I can last longer than the three years I did with the Knicks, even if I won them a championship...