(At a bar in South Central LA...)
JD: Hopefully the loss won't kill us too bad...
RL (drunk): Too . . . Much . . . Waiting. . . (falls off bar stool face-first into the ground)
DG: Hello, comrades.
WM: Comrade? What hood you think you be steppin' into? The Soviet Union?
Rest of WAC Coaches:
JM: Okay, everybody be quiet, the show's about to start!
Greg Gumbel: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the 2015 NCAA Tournament Selection Show. I'm Greg Gumbel alongside Seth Davis and Doug Gottlieb.
(5 minutes later...)
Greg Gumbel: And our next 2 selections are...
... the 7th-seeded New Mexico State Aggies and the 10th-seeded Auburn Tigers.
CD: YES!
(5 more minutes later...)
Greg Gumbel: Up next will be...
... 3 seed Grand Canyon against the 14 seed of Belmont.
JD: BOOM!
(Selection show finishes)
JD: Well, that's it guys. Let's get back to practice!
TOURNAMENT SEEDS:
CHARLOTTE:
1 Pittsburgh (ACC) (32-2)
2 Michigan State (Big Ten) (26-8)
3 Georgia Tech (ACC) (21-8)
4 Texas A&M (Big 12) (23-6)
5 Georgetown (Big East) (23-8)
6 West Virginia (Big 12) (22-8)
7
New Mexico State (WAC) (24-8)
8 Pepperdine (West Coast) (21-9)
9 Utah State (Mountain West) (22-8)
10 Auburn (SEC) (17-11)
11 Alabama-Birmingham (Conference USA) (22-7)
12 Pennsylvania (Ivy League) (18-10)
13 Mercer (Southern) (21-10)
14 Illinois State (Missouri Valley) (19-12)
15 Lipscomb (Atlantic Sun) (18-12)
16A Texas-Arlington (Sun Belt) (17-14)
16B Saint Francis (PA) (NEC) (11-20)
INDIANAPOLIS:
1 Virginia (ACC) (28-4)
2 North Carolina (ACC) (23-8)
3
Grand Canyon (WAC) (30-1)
4 Minnesota (Big Ten) (21-7)
5 Cincinnati (American) (23-7)
6 Charlotte (Conference USA) (27-6)
7 Oklahoma State (Big Ten) (21-8)
8 UCLA (Pacific 12) (18-10)
9 Notre Dame (ACC) (15-14)
10 Villanova (Big East) (19-9)
11 Western Kentucky (Conference USA) (21-10)
12A New Mexico (Mountain West) (20-10)
12B Maryland (Big Ten) (15-13)
13 Drexel (CAA) (22-10)
14 Belmont (Ohio Valley) (18-12)
15 Fort Wayne (Summit League) (19-11)
16 Cal-Santa Barbara (Big West) (25-5)
TAMPA:
1 Kentucky (SEC) (31-1)
2 Southern Methodist (American) (27-3)
3 Arizona (Pacific 12) (23-8)
4 Wisconsin (Big Ten) (22-8)
5 Louisville (ACC) (20-13)
6 Dayton (Atlantic 10) (25-6)
7 Oregon (Pacific 12) (21-10)
8 Purdue (Big Ten) (18-12)
9 Nevada (Mountain West) (23-8)
10 Xavier (Big East) (19-12)
11 DePaul (Big East) (16-14)
12A Houston (American) (19-9)
12B Arkansas (SEC) (19-12)
13 Kent State (MAC) (17-14)
14 Stephen F. Austin (Southland) (20-11)
15 Manhattan (MAAC) (16-14)
16 Maine (America East) (16-14)
SPOKANE:
1 Stanford (Pacific 12) (29-3)
2 Duke (ACC) (22-9)
3 Connecticut (American) (26-5)
4 Kansas (Big 12) (21-8)
5 Ohio State (Big Ten) (21-9)
6 Nevada-Las Vegas (Mountain West) (24-7)
7 Colorado (Pacific 12) (20-12)
8 Arizona State (Pacific 12) (18-12)
9 Tennessee (SEC) (17-12)
10 Illinois (Big Ten) (16-12)
11 Loyola Marymount (West Coast) (19-13)
12 Morgan State (MEAC) (23-7)
13 Holy Cross (Patriot League) (17-13)
14 Prairie View A&M (SWAC) (20-10)
15 Weber State (Big Sky) (17-14)
16A Gardner-Webb (Big South) (15-16)
16B Green Bay (Horizon League) (14-16)