by zike_42 » Wed Aug 20, 2014 2:56 am
The Phoenix Suns have had some stellar players suit up for them, with the likes of Charles Barkley, Steve Nash, Kevin Johnson, Amare Stoudemire, Reggie Dobbins, Jason Kidd and Kwame Cravens. Unfortunately they haven’t had any championship success. In their 70 year history they have been to the NBA Finals twice in 1976 and 1993, which as you can expect is a very long time ago. In fact, in the last 30 years they have made the playoffs a total of four times and only made it out of the first round once. This club sucks. But a rumoured change of ownership with a high profile investor might change all of that…
Yep, I bought the Phoenix Suns.
Did I not tell you, I’m loaded. 25 years of investing my general manager wages into a huge real estate portfolio has given me the funds to buy a basketball team. $1.556 billion in fact (the $556 million figure was given in error from my accountant). Which is good news and bad news as now I’m a lot less rich but I won’t be answering to anyone about how I run a team. I think that’s a pretty good trade off. I’ve given myself some handicaps just for the hell of it:
1. I’ll set my limit at $15 million over the cap, I don’t want to be blowing money just because I can.
2. I’m going to try a different tact. Usually I get rid of any salary that I don’t think will be with us for long and then use my interpersonal skills to sign big name free agents. I don’t feel like doing that, so I’m limiting myself to only being able to sign three star players in free agency. If I want to be the first person in 70 years to win a title in Phoenix, I’ll need to either draft or trade for it.
So yeah, I’m pretty damn excited at the prospect of this and hopefully I can do it before I run out of money.
What am I dealing with, I hear you ask? Well, a whole lot of money tied up in terrible contracts. Seriously, this is really bad.
PG Max Jones – He’s a third stringer at the best of times so he will be a throw in on some trade I will obviously make.
PG Tony Solverson – A pretty decent point guard that can give you 8+ assists a game on the season. His defense is quite terrible and his contract is a far way from being good. I’ll look to move him as well.
PG Brian Stackhouse – I don’t mind Stackhouse as a bench point guard as he isn’t great at anything but he’s a cool head that can run an offense. His contract isn’t the best either but if he is still here come season time I won’t be too upset.
SG Ed Kent – A completely unremarkable player who, even at only 21 years old, won’t get any better. Very meh.
SG Adam Rosen – A pretty damn decent shooting guard for a 28 year old rookie who was drafted waaaaaay down in the second round. He’s on a good contract so I’ll keep this one.
SG David Rolle – Ugh, not good. The only good thing is that he’s on an expiring contract. If Rolle is in the rotation next season then shoot me.
SG Anthony Williams – Another low pick who is pretty good, I like Williams as a bench guard. He can shoot and defend fairly well so that’s all you need for 10-15 minutes a game.
SF Syniker Acani – Another completely unremarkable person. How do these guys keep getting contracts?
SF Darnell Kimbrough – Probably the best player on the team and he’s paid like it too. I’ll shop him around but it will have to be a good deal for me to pull the trigger, so best chance is that he stays.
PF Bernard Crispin – He’s a $7.3 million expiring, that’s all. Next.
PF Willis Dench – I’m starting to see why Phoenix haven’t done too well for a while if guys like Dench get a two year, $13 million deal. I wouldn’t even give him a two year minimum deal.
PF Chris Barnes – He’s good but not great and still has five years and $41 million owed to him. He will be shopped hard as he’s just not worth what he is being paid.
C Brad Stokes – Ugh, next.
C John Meliet – The shining light for Phoenix. The rookie shot 59% on his way to 14 points and plenty of Rowan Taylor comparisons. Too bad I don’t like him one bit. His defense is shocking, Magnus Carlsson shocking while he has no intention of ever getting better with his work ethic down through the basement. I should be able to get something good for him as some have said he has good potential but I’m not having any of it.
C Calvin Ash – I traded him for Danny Perez when I first got to Portland and I’m going to trade him now. He’s just not worth the $40 million he is still owed, even if he shoots 64% from the field.
So as you can see, it’s slim pickings and it will have to be a complete overhaul to get this team up to championship standards. I hope I haven’t bitten off too much.
Lucky for me this team sucked last season so we have the sixth best odds to get the top pick, hopefully I get some luck.
16 – Minnesota (0)
15 – Seattle (0)
14 – Nevada (0)
13 – Atlanta (0)
12 – Sacramento (0)
11 – Orlando (0)
10 – Cleveland (0)
9 – Miami (0)
8 – Los Angeles (0)
7 – San Antonio (0)
6 – Phoenix (0)
Oh well.
5 – Charlotte (0)
4 – New York (-2)
3 – New Orleans (-2)
The two worst teams drop two spots each. Ouch.
2 – Golden State (+2)
1 – Philadelphia (+2)
The Sixers make it two number one picks in a row after taking Chad DeWitt last season.
As I’m still technically contracted to Portland I would be happy to see either Shaun or Lou get an All NBA nod.
Most Valuable Player:
Michael Harmon, Indiana Pacers – 25.7 points, 10.7 assists, 3.6 rebounds, 2.1 steals, 0.5 blocks
Very well deserved and backs it up from last season.
Defensive Player of the Year:
Ishmael Faye, Indiana Pacers – 25.9 points, 1.2 assists, 7.9 rebounds, 1.5 steals, 2.9 blocks
Those defensive numbers are clear indicators that he is a worthy winner.
Sixth Man of the Year:
Tip Smith, Miami Heat – 12.0 points, 6.4 assists, 4.1 rebounds, 1.3 steals, 0.7 blocks
I’d be happy if my starting SG had those numbers let alone my bench guy.
Rookie of the Year:
John Meliet, Phoenix Suns – 14.0 points, 0.9 assists, 3.6 rebounds, 0.5 steals, 0.2 blocks
Wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Mack Haston was the best rookie by far this season and should have been a shoo-in.
Coach of the Year:
Glenn Watkins, Portland Trailblazers – 68-14 (.829)
Well deserved and makes me grin like an idiot.
All NBA First Team:
Michael Harmon, Indiana Pacers
Tobe Slaughter, Dallas Mavericks
Marshod Anderson, Brooklyn Nets
Ishmael Faye, Indiana Pacers
Jamie McMillian, Detroit Pistons
All NBA Second Team:
Axel Rancik, Oklahoma City Thunder
Cliff Havens, San Diego Riders
Jack Dawkins, Dallas Mavericks
Michael McQuay, Atlanta Hawks
Jerry Benton, New Orleans Hornets
All NBA Third Team:
Michael Taylor, Milawukee Bucks
Mike Bickerstaf, Oklahoma City Thunder
Tiburcio Tommasini, Milwaukee Bucks
Nathaniel Jackson, Utah Jazz
Diego Acosta, Sacramento Kings
All Defence First Team:
Michael Harmon, Indiana Pacers
Williams Shine, Detroit Pistons
Kenroy McPherson, Utah Jazz
Ishmael Faye, Indiana Pacers
Schuyler Vanderwerken, Miami Heat
All Defence Second Team:
Jehiel DeSantis, Denver Nuggets
Shaun Tebbs, Portland Trailblazers
Tiburcio Tommasini, Milwaukee Bucks
Abel Williams, Brooklyn Nets
Darryl Abrams, Orlando Magic
All Rookie First Team:
Mack Haston, San Antonio Spurs
Daniel Brazzle, Toronto Raptors
Andy Bowman, New Orleans Hornets
Jay Crane, San Diego Riders
John Meliet, Phoenix Suns
All Rookie Second Team:
Gyasi Marsh, New York Knicks
Jimmy Stallworth, Indiana Pacers
Adam Olsen, Minnesota Timberwolves
Tony Brown, New York Knicks
Axel Aspe, Minnesota Timberwolves
Our coaches are good enough for me not to fire, with head coach Quin Maxwell being especially good even after only one season. He’s got my full backing for at least the first two years.
There’s no bonafide number one pick here in this draft but there is plenty of good rotation guys which is great as we hold the #6 pick. Onto the mock draft.
1 – Philadelphia – PF Lewis Jones
2 – Golden State – PG Winston Shannon
3 – New Orleans – PG Simon Mueller
4 – New York – SG Tom Julius
5 – Charlotte – PF Kurt Sutton
6 – Phoenix – SG Chris Carr
7 – San Antonio – SG Dave Smith
8 – Los Angeles – SF Shaun Ashman
9 – Miami – SF Chris Bannon
10 – Cleveland – PG Andy King
11 – Orlando – PF Jerzy Greckij
12 – Sacramento – SF Rich Muckle
13 – Atlanta – SF Romanos Demosthenous
14 – Nevada – C Steve Howard
15 – Seattle – C Adam Bell
16 – Minnesota – PF Alwain Kreuger
It’s shocking to see Tavorris Hancock, who was in the top five prospects list for most of the season, way down at #20. Just goes to show how unbelievably raw he is. Muckle will not go as low as #12 and if he drops out of the top 10 then that’s crazy.