by PointGuard » Tue Aug 13, 2019 4:43 pm
Phone conversation between KD Durst (KD) and Steve Porter (SP)
SP: Hello?
KD: Hey, is this the famous Steve Porter?
SP: Maybe more infamous than famous, but who’s this?
KD: Hey Steve, this is KD Durst. How you doin’, man?
SP: Coach? Geez, this is a surprise! Never expected to hear from you after you left Youngstown. I hardly ever answer calls from numbers I don't know, but for some reason the area code caught my attention.
KD: How’s life at the newspaper?
SP: There is no life at the newspaper, at least for me. And little life at the paper as a whole since hardly anyone reads the newspaper any more.
KD: Did you quit?
SP: Hell no, They got rid of me shortly after you left.
KD: Damn I’m sorry to hear that. So what are you doing now?
SP: Trying to get by. I’m doing a little free-lancing and have a blog going that I’m trying to get to rise to the point where it can make me some money. But mainly I’m working at Walmart.
KD: The hell ya say! Walmart? You’re not a greeter are you?
SP: Ain’t a lotta jobs here in Youngstown so had to take what I could get that would bring in a steady paycheck, meager as it is. And no, I’m not old enough to be a Walmart greeter. In fact, the company has been phasing those out so since even the Walton’s needed to cut costs. The company took quite a hit after those mass shootings at their stores several years ago that caused a lot of their customers to be afraid to come to their stores. So, a lot of things got trimmed, including pay. If it weren’t for minimum wage laws, as crappy as they are, we’d probably be paying the company to work for them.
KD: Well, then I guess my call may be of possible interest to you. Look, a vacancy just opened in our athletic department’s communication and media department. I’m not sure how much it pays, but I thought about you when I heard about it. It’s the Assistant Communications Director who reports directly to the head of the department, the Association AD for Communications. Her name is Penny Margolis. I’m not on the best of terms with our AD, but Penny and I get along well and she’s the one who said she needed to find a reliable person to fill the Assistant position.
SP: Umm, sounds pretty interesting. What do ou think of living in Boulder?
KD: It’s a GREAT place to live. More expensive than living in Youngstown, but a fantastic college town atmosphere, progressive, and at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Definitely get some cold weather and snow in the winter, but not as continuous as in northern Ohio.
SP: That's really enticing. Yeah, I’m interested. I had thought about trying to latch on at YSU, but there was never an opening plus some of the stories I wrote rubbed those in the athletic department the wrong way.
KD: I’ll send you information about the job. And if you put in an application, I’ll put in a good word for you with Penny.
SP: Wow, thanks Coach! You know things haven’t been the same with Penguins’ basketball since you left. And I’ve been keeping track of how the Buffaloes have done. Tough start for you, but you seem to have already begun to turn things around, just like you did for Youngstown State. Maybe even quicker.
KD: Heh! Well, we’ll see how things go. The Pac-12 is a helluva lot tougher to make progress in than the Horizon League was. Nice talking with you, Steve. Hope you like what you find out about the job here. If you apply and get the job, I can help you find a place to live. I have some good contacts.
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